This style of site reminded me of Miami Vice, and so does Cliff..... so there you have it!

"I'm Cliff and I'm a bastard. Sure you're thinking - bastard, come on, everyone and their dog thinks they're a bastard - yeah well I am a bastard and if you don't believe me I'll just have to sit here and wet my pants..... err... What I mean to say is that I'll kill you, with a shovel!"